Field Guide: Vegetable Cookery

“Eat your vegetables!” Almost every kid on the planet has heard it, usually right before somebody slid a pile of gray, mushy broccoli across the table. Vegetables were the punishment. At best, they were the roadblock: the thing you had to choke down before you got to eat what you actually wanted.

For a lot of people, that grudge never goes away. Grown adults still push the green stuff around their plates like they’re eight years old. I know. I’m married to one.

Here’s what nobody told you at the dinner table: broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, kale, Brussels sprouts, and kohlrabi are the same plant. Not cousins. Not “related.” One species: wild cabbage, a scraggly weed from the coast of Europe. Over centuries, farmers kept picking favorites. One plant grew a bigger flower, one grew fat leaves, one grew tiny buds up its stalk. Same weed, six vegetables.

If people can turn a roadside weed into all that, you can learn to turn a vegetable into something nobody has to be ordered to eat. That’s the job. Let’s get to work.